Top 5 reasons why Heskey should be Owen’s prefered partner

In light of all the recent debates and endless riots occuring in all over the world, i have devised a very simple TOP 5 list, which should put an end to this madness. Silly football fans, read this and be enlightened.
Heskey is the man to partner Owen.
5. Statistically, England (a.k.a Owen) score more goals if [...]

Crouch or Heskey? Why not both!

Your eyes do not deceive you. Yes, you read right, i think England should play BOTH Heskey and Crouch. I’ve given credit to McClown in my previous post, for being bold, and as they say, fortune favors the bold, so again i make reference to this phrase. Can McClown be twice a fortunate man and [...]

Fortune favours the bold, eh McClown?

England 3 – Israel 0
Lets face it, Israel didn’t even put up a fight. That begs the question though, was it down to England’s dominating display, or did Israel just suck? I think its the latter. England will not find it so easy on Wednesday against Russia, who are a top side.
Nevertheless, McClown got a [...]